Delilah of Troy

They tell you she's a distraction

She'll throw your life off course

She's the face that launched a thousand ships

And with just 7 snips

she's found your weakness

Now she'll be pulling out your pubes

if you let her

And your parade's getting wetter

But maybe it's all for the better

Because you know

life would be shit

if you never would have met her

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originally written 19th December 2016